In their latest abhorrent move, liberals on the U.S. women’s soccer team are demanding a gigantic pay raise while scores of children are dying in the third world.
To make matters worse, their attempt to be paid like Saudi Arabian oil tycoons comes at a moment when natural disasters and disease threaten millions. As the cherry on top, they’re insisting they need truckloads more money while there are tensions in the Middle East.
Conservatives are applauding the U.S. men’s team for understanding the gravity of this moment and not asking for a raise, saying that this level of maturity is yet another reason why the men’s team is correctly paid more.