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OPINION: Trans Women Are Trying To Ruin The Sanctity Of Women’s Sports I Make Fun Of

Trans women are trying to ruin the very sanctity of the women’s sports that I make fun of. For the last 30-or-so years, I’ve been perfecting my “women’s sports are a joke” rant and now all that work is in jeopardy of becoming irrelevant. We cannot allow this attack on traditional women’s sports tirades to succeed. Women’s sports are about misogyny, NOT transphobia. If we allow my much stronger transphobia onto the same field as my misogyny, it will dominate the entire diatribe, leaving no room for misogyny to shine through. I call on every man to stand up and defend the women’s sports we make fun of before it’s too late.