DALLAS, TX— A group of veterans was photobombed early this afternoon at a public park in Dallas. We now have reason to believe the photobomber may be Muslim. While this is not yet confirmed, we suspect his name is something like Alla Al Hassid Al Baghdadi and that he could have been radicalized by some kind of online ultra-terrorist forum. As you can see in the photograph, his mouth is slightly ajar, possibly because he’s chanting in arabic. At this point it appears to be a lone-wolf photobombing but there’s a chance it’s part of a wide-spread terrorist plot to bring Sharia law to America. This is a developing story so keep an eye out for updated details as we learn more Muslimy things about the bomber.
