Sean Hannity in a suit with New York in the background and "Breaking News" up top

HANNITY: It’s Time To Talk About Black Women’s Hair

Adapted from Sean Hannity’s opening monologue:

It’s time we talk about black women’s hair! The Left says that because I’m white and a man that means I’m not allowed to scream opinions about black women on television. You know what I call that folks? Racism. I won’t be censored by racists, you know that about me. Tonight I’ll shout about what black women’s hairdos I find acceptable in the workplace. I’ll loudly go over the best and worst ways for black women to wear their hair. I’ll yell about why I should be allowed to touch black women’s hair. And if that’s not enough, Candace Owens will be joining in to prove I’m not racist. Take that!