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AMERICA’S BIGGEST THREAT: China Is Catching Up To Us So Quickly They’re Already On Verge Of Obesity Epidemic

In alarming news, China has now reached a key milestone in their quest to catch up with America: The onset of their very own obesity epidemic.

In recent years China has seen an exponential increase in fast food locations, television consumption and video game usage but that isn’t what keeps experts up at night. 

“The biggest concern on a geopolitical scale is actually Beijing’s incursion into the South China Sea,” China expert Howard Bilby told us. He continued, “If China consolidates control over those waters, they could fry up enough of that newly acquired marine life to really start gaining on our world-leading BMI.” 

The United States Navy has deployed two aircraft carriers to the region to monitor the ongoing situation.