Children watersliding over a border fence

LIBERALS SLIDING: Dems Want Waterslides At Border So Illegals Have More Fun Crossing

EL PASO, TX— Democrats have unveiled their latest infrastructure proposal: a series of waterslides along the US-Mexico border, “so illegals can have more fun crossing.”

The $240 million proposal includes funding for 3,400 waterslides, lifeguard training for all active Border Patrol agents, and 600,000 innertubes annually. “I believe future American citizens deserve to have a total blast on their way into this country,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said in her defense of the measure to Congress. She continued, “How could anyone be racist enough to disagree?”

No Republican in either house of Congress is expected to approve the measure and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell released a statement calling the proposal, “a transparently political move with no chance of being enacted into law.”