Joe Biden sitting on the floor of a playroom concentrating hard and reaching out towards a circular hole with a square peg

WE’RE IN TROUBLE: Joe Biden Tries To Put Square Peg In Round Hole

WASHINGTON, DC— There has long been debate on whether Joe Biden is mentally fit to be President of the United States. For many that debate was settled today after President Biden was caught trying to put a square peg into a round hole.

Thanks to a leaked White House schedule, we know that Biden blocks off a daily “Play Time” from 2 – 5 p.m. EST and it is widely assumed that this is when the incident occurred.

Critics on the right say President Biden’s attempt to put the square peg into the round hole shows a profound lack of understanding about basic geometry and the world around him. However, his defenders on the left are supporting the move. “Joe Biden is an unconventional, out-of-the box problem-solver,” Press Secretary Psaki told reporters. She continued, “We believe this is exactly the kind of fresh thinking America needs and we stand behind the President’s decision.”

The official White House Twitter account later posted a picture of the square peg in the correct hole but critics are questioning whether Joe Biden actually put it there or if Kamala Harris had something to do with it.