Month: July 2021

THE BIG MONEY: Tucker Carlson Offers 7.25% Of His Trust-Fund To Anyone Who Can Prove White Privilege Is RealMedia

THE BIG MONEY: Tucker Carlson Offers 7.25% Of His Trust-Fund To Anyone Who Can Prove White Privilege Is Real

WASHINGTON, DC— It all started when Tucker Carlson was joking around and signing autographs for a couple of cops who
Photo-Bomber May Be MuslimFeatured

Photo-Bomber May Be Muslim

DALLAS, TX— A group of veterans was photobombed early this afternoon at a public park in Dallas. We now have
WELL SHIT: Nation Unsure What Narrative To Use After Disabled Transgender Asian Veteran Trump Supporter Crashes Tesla Into Confederate MonumentMedia

WELL SHIT: Nation Unsure What Narrative To Use After Disabled Transgender Asian Veteran Trump Supporter Crashes Tesla Into Confederate Monument

A disabled transgender Asian veteran Trump supporter crashed a Tesla into a confederate monument early this morning. The entire nation
FOX NEWS POLL: Women Been Treated Just Fine Throughout HistoryLifestyle

FOX NEWS POLL: Women Been Treated Just Fine Throughout History

NEW YORK, NY— A just-released poll by Fox News reveals that women have been treated “just fine” throughout all of
REWRITING HISTORY: Liberal School Board Approves Measure To Add “Sucks” After Every Textbook Mention Of Christopher ColumbusU.S.

REWRITING HISTORY: Liberal School Board Approves Measure To Add “Sucks” After Every Textbook Mention Of Christopher Columbus

CAMBRIDGE, MA— The board presiding over Cambridge public schools has passed a measure to add the word “sucks” after each
WHAT’S SHE HIDING?: Hillary Clinton Deleted 1,000s Of Emails About Penis EnhancementU.S.

WHAT’S SHE HIDING?: Hillary Clinton Deleted 1,000s Of Emails About Penis Enhancement

Early this morning, WikiLeaks released evidence that Hillary Clinton deleted thousands of emails about penis enhancement over the last several
MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH: New Pharmaceutical Could Be Key To Helping Dementia Patients Remember BenghaziBenghazi

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH: New Pharmaceutical Could Be Key To Helping Dementia Patients Remember Benghazi

NEW YORK, NY— Pfizer has entered the second stage of clinical trials on a novel treatment they say could be
HANNITY: Here’s What I Say To Critics Who Claim Trump Can’t Hold Me In The Air With His Legs And Pretend I’m An AirplaneMedia

HANNITY: Here’s What I Say To Critics Who Claim Trump Can’t Hold Me In The Air With His Legs And Pretend I’m An Airplane

Adapted from Hannity’s opening monologue: NEW YORK, NY— That the liberals have gone too far should surprise nobody. As I’ve
“EVEN THE WORST ONES!”: Trump Declares Love Of All RacesLifestyle

“EVEN THE WORST ONES!”: Trump Declares Love Of All Races

PALM BEACH, FL— In a beautiful press release, Donald Trump has declared his love for all races, “even the worst
AMERICA’S BIGGEST THREAT: China Is Catching Up To Us So Quickly They’re Already On Verge Of Obesity EpidemicBusiness

AMERICA’S BIGGEST THREAT: China Is Catching Up To Us So Quickly They’re Already On Verge Of Obesity Epidemic

In alarming news, China has now reached a key milestone in their quest to catch up with America: The onset