Year: 2021

HYPOCRITES!: Liberals Call For Gun Control Even Though Many Of Them Have Never Been ShotLifestyle

HYPOCRITES!: Liberals Call For Gun Control Even Though Many Of Them Have Never Been Shot

WASHINGTON, DC— The Heritage Foundation released a much-anticipated study on the anti-gun lobby and the results are shocking. The study
Planned Parenthood And NASA Set Date For Historic First Abortion In SpaceBusiness

Planned Parenthood And NASA Set Date For Historic First Abortion In Space

WASHINGTON, DC— In a press conference on Capitol Hill, officials from NASA announced that after an improbable collaboration with Planned
RUNNING OUT OF TIME: If We Don’t Stop Climate Change NOW We Will See Continued Rise Of Greta ThunbergMedia

RUNNING OUT OF TIME: If We Don’t Stop Climate Change NOW We Will See Continued Rise Of Greta Thunberg

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL— Experts from the Heartland Institute, a prominent conservative think tank, delivered a dire warning at a press
THEY HATE AMERICA: Liberals Are Trying To Lengthen The National Anthem To Give Protesters More Time To KneelFeatured

THEY HATE AMERICA: Liberals Are Trying To Lengthen The National Anthem To Give Protesters More Time To Kneel

WASHINGTON, DC— The Democratic party has been tip-toeing away from patriotism for years but lately it feels like they’re at
WE’RE IN TROUBLE: Joe Biden Tries To Put Square Peg In Round HoleMedia

WE’RE IN TROUBLE: Joe Biden Tries To Put Square Peg In Round Hole

WASHINGTON, DC— There has long been debate on whether Joe Biden is mentally fit to be President of the United
LIBERALS SLIDING: Dems Want Waterslides At Border So Illegals Have More Fun CrossingNews

LIBERALS SLIDING: Dems Want Waterslides At Border So Illegals Have More Fun Crossing

EL PASO, TX— Democrats have unveiled their latest infrastructure proposal: a series of waterslides along the US-Mexico border, “so illegals
THE BIG MONEY: Tucker Carlson Offers 7.25% Of His Trust-Fund To Anyone Who Can Prove White Privilege Is RealMedia

THE BIG MONEY: Tucker Carlson Offers 7.25% Of His Trust-Fund To Anyone Who Can Prove White Privilege Is Real

WASHINGTON, DC— It all started when Tucker Carlson was joking around and signing autographs for a couple of cops who
Photo-Bomber May Be MuslimFeatured

Photo-Bomber May Be Muslim

DALLAS, TX— A group of veterans was photobombed early this afternoon at a public park in Dallas. We now have
WELL SHIT: Nation Unsure What Narrative To Use After Disabled Transgender Asian Veteran Trump Supporter Crashes Tesla Into Confederate MonumentMedia

WELL SHIT: Nation Unsure What Narrative To Use After Disabled Transgender Asian Veteran Trump Supporter Crashes Tesla Into Confederate Monument

A disabled transgender Asian veteran Trump supporter crashed a Tesla into a confederate monument early this morning. The entire nation
FOX NEWS POLL: Women Been Treated Just Fine Throughout HistoryLifestyle

FOX NEWS POLL: Women Been Treated Just Fine Throughout History

NEW YORK, NY— A just-released poll by Fox News reveals that women have been treated “just fine” throughout all of